Zodiac Signs
Aries: impatient bitches that will say super mean shit when they’re angry & frustrated and then act all sweet 2 seconds later like they weren’t just acting like a bitch
Taurus: stubborn lil shit that acts like everything is perfect when shit definitely isn’t perfect
Gemini: DRAMA so don’t tell this bitch any of your secrets
Cancer: TEARS so don’t say anything even remotely insulting to them even if you’re just joking
Leo: clingy and grumpy as fuck
Virgo: cold hearted bitches on the outside teddy bear stuffing on the inside
Libra: likes keeping secrets and being shady and can never make a decision
Scorpio: horny and angry yet sweet, understanding and easy to talk to
Sagittarius: who the fuck knows what’s going on with you
Capricorn: smart, nice and quiet but you can tell they talking shit and planning murder in their head
Aquarius: thinks with their brain and never with their heart
Pisces: lazy as fuck bitches that don’t like reality and have an obsession with romance and the idea of true love
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