iwaizumi hajime. usually better known as the bestfriend of playboy sparkle man oikawai tooru. despite popular beliefs and rumors spread all around the school (ex: iwaizumi favorite place to lecture oikawa is in the storage closet, iwaizumi cant sleep with one pillow, iwaizumi once hit oikawa so hard they both blacked out) iwaizumi hajime himself has very positive features personality wise and more importantly, physical wise.

how does one begin to explain the mystery of iwaizumi’s butt? well its soft, round, and is the perfect substitute for a pillow. its tan, but not as tan as his legs therefore you get pleasure off the thought of him having tan lines.

many have spoken yet barely have seen, more rarely do they talk about it. the ones who dare speak of it get pummeled in the face with fists, foreheads, or volleyballs (mainly oikawa) iwaizumi has the perfect buttsize (it’s not too big but it does catch your eye esp when he wears jeans.) it makes you want to see more, and sometimes on the right day you could catch yourself daydreaming about it.

in summary, his butt is number one.